Abortion

Siri Now REALLY Wants You To Have An Abortion [PARODY]

Looks like she's finally been reprogrammed...

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In light of the public relations disaster for Apple after the news broke that Siri, the “helper” ap on the iPhone, had a serious blind spot when it comes to women’s health, Apple promised the problem was just a bug and would soon be fixed.

Well, maybe they went just a little overboard in the fixing. Meet the new Siri.  She really wants you to be able to access abortion services.  Badly.

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Be sure to read all of Siri’s helpful suggestions here.  Just avoid asking her questions about baking.